Heat title headline suggestions?

[young-gun11]

You're the reason 'Bron beat Oklahoma

 

[Riptide]

I'll go with Deadspin's hed and story:

LeBron James: World
Champion Cocksucker



http://deadspin.com/5920502?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Classic Drew Magary at every turn.

 

[e_bowker]

What did the PD & Akron go with?

'Local asshole gets a trophy'

 

[Armchair_QB]

What did the PD & Akron go with?

'Local asshole gets a trophy'

"Indians Had The Night Off"

 

[BTExpress]

Everything can be forgotten to an extent (Kobe, Ben), and the more he wins and matures, the more it will be forgotten.

Let's just step back and look at this from a distance.

We are, in the same sentence, taking two cases of accused sexual assault** and putting them with . . . "The Decision", which 1) didn't harm anyone (sorry, Cleveland, but nobody was forking harmed,*** 2) nobody was forced to watch (you could have gone online and seen a news report, if that's how you would have preferred to get the news), and 3) raised a couple million for charity.

On what planet do these three cases merit the same kind of hopefulness that people will "forgive and forget" ?


** Not to mention Kobe's "faggot" remark to the official
*** BTW, Screamin' A TOLD you days before he was going to Miami. Broussard pretty much confirmed it on the day of the TV show. So if you really sat by that TV hoping to uncork a bottle of champagne when he said, "I'm staying in Cleveland," God bless your hopeless optimism.

 

[Gehrig]

3) raised a couple million for charity.

This is the biggest one for me. Seems like people forget that it raised so much money for the Boys and Girls club.

 

[turski7]

1 down, 6 to go

 

[Mark2010]

3) raised a couple million for charity.

This is the biggest one for me. Seems like people forget that it raised so much money for the Boys and Girls club.

He could have just hosted a golf tournament. Maybe even had that renowned golfer Charles Barkley show up.