Her name was Lolo, she was a sprinter
With a rubber band in her hair, and a tracksuit down to there
She was running, and winning races
And while she tried to win gold
Tebow decided to get bold
and said it's time to score, he wasn't a big bore
They were young and they had each other
who could ask for more?
At MetLife, MetLife Stadium
The hottest spot west of the Bronx (here)
At MetLife, MetLife Stadium
Springsteen and Touchdowns were always the fashion
At MetLife... they fell in love.
His name was Sanchez
Starred at USC
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lolo sprinting there
And when she finished, he called her over (whistle)
But Sanchez went a bit too far
Tebow drove up in a car
and then the punches flew, and Rex Ryan was screwed
There was blood and a single fumble
Now who's No. 2?