Michael Phelps' middle name is apparently Spicoli

[writing irish]

This crazy forker from Madison that I knew in Austin would smoke out of a zucchini or a carrot. He's the same dude who emptied a nightclub one night by macing a methed-out Soldier of Fortune dude. That guy was a forking prince.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

Oh, that guy was me. I don't recall a thing from high school algebra, but I remember how to "build" that.

 

[I Digress]

OU doesn't give you a degree if you can't get high with only a toilet paper roll, tin foil, Meigs County's finest and one match to your name.

 

[RossLT]

Just stay away from knife hits and you should be fine.

i have no idea what you're talking about, but my buddy just asked me if i had an empty two-liter bottle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knife%20hits

 

[Tom Petty]

i've heard of those.

 

[RossLT]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

 

[Bruce Leroy]

Just stay away from knife hits and you should be fine.

i have no idea what you're talking about, but my buddy just asked me if i had an empty two-liter bottle.

I always preferred the big Hawaiian Punch plastic bottle to the two-liter

 

[Tom Petty]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

my friend, who's getting up to go home, just called you a puss.

 

[RossLT]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

my friend, who's getting up to go home, just called you a puss.

Eh, not the first time and I am sure it won't be the last.

 

[Tom Petty]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

my friend, who's getting up to go home, just called you a puss.

Eh, not the first time and I am sure it won't be the last.

hey, don't get mad at me.

 

[AMacIsaac]

Just stay away from knife hits and you should be fine.

i have no idea what you're talking about, but my buddy just asked me if i had an empty two-liter bottle.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Knife%20hits

Much better with hash cut with honey ... or so I've heard.

 

[RossLT]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

my friend, who's getting up to go home, just called you a puss.

Eh, not the first time and I am sure it won't be the last.

hey, don't get mad at me.

Not mad, I am way too mellow to be mad.