Michael Phelps' middle name is apparently Spicoli

[Petrie]

I got talked into doing them on one occasion, never again.

my friend, who's getting up to go home, just called you a puss.

Eh, not the first time and I am sure it won't be the last.

hey, don't get mad at me.

Not mad, I am way too mellow to be mad.

Only if you just took a knife hit

 

[Drip]

What's wrong with top paper, e-z wider or better yet, a philly blunt?