My goodness, I have nice-smelling candles!

[TheSportsPredictor]

Toffee on one side of the room, cherry on the other, from Candle-lite, bought at the CVS down the street for $1.99 each. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, lovely!

 

[dooley_womack1]

None that are ass-scented? For shame!

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Offering to bean it up a little, Dools?

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

None that are ass-scented? For shame!

Boots has cornered the market on those.

 

[farmerjerome]

I have a vanilla cupcake candle from Yankee Candle that kicks tons of ass. It smells so good, like batter, you just want to eat it.

 

[shotglass]

I must admit that I love going into one of those candle stores and smelling the vanilla cookie candles.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Man card out of your possession...NOW

 

[shockey]

i, too, am man enough to brag that i love burning scented candles in our home!! 8) 8) 8)

even though mrs. shockey is sure i'm going to burn the house down one day.

 

[slappy4428]

I must admit that I love going into one of those candle stores and smelling the vanilla cookie candles. It makes me feel like holding my own hand.

 

[wickedwritah]

Man card out of your possession...NOW

MAN LAW: No man shall discuss scented candles occupying any space in his home.

APPROVED unanimously.

--Burt Reynolds

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Man card out of your possession...NOW

MAN LAW: No man shall discuss scented candles occupying any space in his home.

APPROVED unanimously.

--Burt Reynolds

I'm not ashamed to say I have a candle that burns every day in front of a picture of my mother. And it is scented.

 

[Football_Bat]

Man card out of your possession...NOW

MAN LAW: No man shall discuss scented candles occupying any space in his home.

APPROVED unanimously.

--Burt Reynolds

I'm not ashamed to say I have a candle that burns every day in front of a picture of my mother. And it is scented.

There are two exemptions from the man-candle (mandle?!?) rule: The mother exemption, and the voodoo exemption.