My goodness, I have nice-smelling candles!

[dooley_womack1]

If one has a baked asshole, one either should smoke pot differently or sunbathe differently.

 

[Moderator1]

Enchanting is not one of many words that describes my musk.

My son accuses me of being, well, you know, for my candle thing. So he calls me from the road this week and says, "Now I need one. This room smells like baked asshole."

And he knows what baked asshole smells like... because?

He hung out with you?

He's at a quarter-beer bar in Knoxville, Tenn., right now watching the ACC games. I suspect by the time he gets back to his room he won't be able to smell or see shirt.

 

[slappy4428]

For the record, Mr. Manpurse, my asshole is never baked but often BBQ'd...

 

[Moderator1]

You can eat me, too. I like my manpurse.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Wow, finally an appropriate add on a post.

 

[buckweaver]

Count me in with the man-love for scented candles.

Otherwise, my house just smells like ... a guy. Nobody wants that.

 

[BigSleeper]

I too appreciate scented candles. Gardenia all the way.

 

[farmerjerome]

Enchanting is not one of many words that describes my musk.

My son accuses me of being, well, you know, for my candle thing. So he calls me from the road this week and says, "Now I need one. This room smells like baked asshole."

I take it thats not like baked Alaska.

 

[cranberry]

Count me in with the man-love for scented candles.

Otherwise, my house just smells like ... a guy. Nobody wants that.

Guilty. In fact, I bought Mrs. Cranberry several at Christmas time, including one of the big fat ones with three wicks for our coffee table. They didn't have ass-scented at Bed Bath and Beyond but I'm very happy with the vanilla and especially the lavender.

 

[buckweaver]

I am actually a bigger fan of incense than candles, and get some great selections of both at Cost Plus World Market (www.worldmarket.com). Love the rainforest or ocean/sea scents.

 

[Cadet]

Hands-down the best candle brand ever is Trapp Candle - http://www.trappcandles.com/

They're like $25 each, but they burn evenly, last a long time and really disperse the scent throughout the house. My favorite is Orange Vanilla.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I have the Midsummer's Night candle from Yankee...but I always call it Midnight Masculinity.