NFL Week 1 thread -- Where we learn the meaning of Vão pássaros

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Never trust someone who has pictures of your deck to post for your work.

Thanks for checking in, Brett!

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Tyreek Hill gets Scottie Schefflered:

Fins' Hill detained for driving violation, will play

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Dak got a 4-year deal worth a record $240M with $231M guaranteed from Dallas.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

They should trade for Russell Wilson. (Ducking …)

Trade for Justin Fields and have him become the next Packer quarterback to torch the Bears for 15 years would be delicious.

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Dak got a 4-year deal worth a record $240M with $231M guaranteed from Dallas.

Avoid the heartbreak at the end of the year.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Bledsoe blasts Romo:

 

[DanOregon]

I was always under the impression that teams stayed in a hotel even before home games, they let players drive themselves to the stadium? Interesting.

 

[da man]

Bledsoe blasts Romo:

That cracked me up.

 

[Typist Clerk]

I was always under the impression that teams stayed in a hotel even before home games, they let players drive themselves to the stadium? Interesting.

The smart move would be having a driver on game days. Then he gets pulled over, put on the ground, cuffed and hit.

 

[Deskgrunt50]

The Giants are gonna be terrible and these hideous uniforms will make them even worse. What the actual fork.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Damar Hamlin's starting at safety for the Bills. That's nice to see.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Given that the Panthers played their offense a grand total of one series during the exhibition season, how fitting was it that the first offensive play from scrimmage resulted in an interception?

Saints 10-0 less than five minutes into the game.

Here we go ...