No Idiots Allowed Fantasy League

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Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

Oh, thank god you're well...I heard you had mumps or something!

Okay then, we draft as planned! Someone catch Anodyne before he leaves for the bar....

 

[Flying Headbutt]

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Dammit. I might be there for a small amount of team. Eesh.

 

[Idaho]

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Is that Vancouver, Washington or British Columbia?

And Uncle Rico is going to get his vengence on those who held him back in 1982. You poor saps are the unfortunate ones who will have to feel that pain, though.

How much you wanna bet I can hit this baseball over that mountain?

 

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Re:No Idiots Allowed Baseball League

Someone page Dr. Van Nostrand, Idaho needs a drug test....

 

[Idaho]

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Someone page Dr. Van Nostrand, Idaho needs a drug test....

Not anymore, the crack house down the street just sold. No more vapors filtering down to my end of the block.

 

[Cosmo]

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Someone page Dr. Van Nostrand, Idaho needs a drug test....

Not anymore, the crack house down the street just sold. No more vapors filtering down to my end of the block.

I'm going to need to see your file.

ME: What? Who am I? I'm Dr. Van Nostrand.
NURSE: Where are you from?
ME: Well from the clinic.
NURSE: Which clinic?
ME: Yes.

 

[fmrsped]

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Surely, Doctor, you would know that you responded to the "Which Clinic?" question with, "That's correct."

Come on. You're being difficult now.

 

[Cosmo]

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Damn, that's going to be on my chart. I was rushing and minced my words.

 

[Idaho]

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It's OK, Doc Nosehair. You'll soon change your name back and all this will be forgotten.

 

[dooley_womack1]

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While pondering what pop culture reference I'm missing with this Dr. Van Nostrand Hokie business, I sadly report that my work firewall has zapped my attempts at participating. So I've feverishly ranked as many players as I could and am abandoning all hope leaving my team in the hands of the autopick fates.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

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I can almost assure you it'll be on autodraft for me too.

 

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Dr. Van Nostrand, do you know much about steroids? Because you just drafted Barry Bonds. Thought you would want to know...