Pens

[Barsuk]

Pilot G2 gel ink. But I always keep a fine-tip felt pen, too, just in case.

 

[KP]

Pilot V5

 

[JayFarrar]

>>They manufacture waterproof Reporter's notebooks? Wow, I never heard of that.<<

Developed by crazy hikers ... $3.85 for one.
Also used by cops and firemen.
http://www.trailexplorers.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TEO&Product_Code=RITR148&Category_Code=

And no pens with caps for me. Clicks or twists.
I always end up losing the caps and making a mess.

 

[BigRed]

I used one of those Space Pens for years and loved it. Damn thing never froze up on me (although the metal could get a little warm in the summer).
It was advertised as a pen that would even work under water. Problem was, I never found paper that did the same.

OK, Klopmus.
Jerry: What kind of pen is that?
Jack Klompus: This pen?
Jerry: Yeah. Jack: This is an astronaut pen, it writes upside down, they use this in space.
Jerry: Oh wow, that's the astronaut pen, I heard about that, where did you get it.
Jack: Oh it was a gift.
Jerry: Because a lot of times, when I write in bed, and I have to turn and lean on my elbow, to make the pen work.
Jack: Take the pen.
Jerry Oh no.
Jack: Go ahead.
Jerry: I couldn't.
Jack Cmon take the pen!.
Jerry: I can't take it.
Jack: Do me a personal favor.
Jerry: No I'm not comfortable, I cannot take it.
Jack: Take the pen!
Jerry: Are you sure?
Jack: I'm positive, take the pen.
Jerry: Oh thank you very much, thank you, gee boy.

 

[Ledbetter]

I'm still using Wynfrey hotel pens from SEC media days. When those run out, I'll turn to the 200 Hampton Inn pens I have.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

the Uniball Impact RT rocks

The pen John Kruk uses to sign autographs.

 

[hondo]

This thread is getting funnier than "Pimp my Urinal."

What's scary is the humor is unintentional.

 

[Ledbetter]

My pen!!!

 

[HoopsMcCann]

Pilot V5

that's the badboy right there

 

[Mystery_Meat]

because it has to be done ...

Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Mr. Connery. Why don't you pick a category?
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Alex Trebek: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.
Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

 

[MrWrite]

Pilot V5

that's the badboy right there

I would like to third this opinion. The V5 is the shirt. It's pretty much all I use (not counting, of course, as Michael pointed out, the many, many Marriott pens I inevitably have floating around).

Although I like the blue V5s better than the black, it's harder to find them in "Extra Fine"

 

[TwoGloves]

Try the fine-point Sharpies ... those will do you good in cold weather.

That's all I use now.