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[wicked]

Missouri Teacher Charged After Having Sex with Teen Student She Seduced with Shower Selfies

A Missouri Math teacher has been charged for having an inappropriate sexual and romantic relationship with a 17-year-old student.

Victoria "Tori" Fowler, 30, of Caulfield, has been indicted by a Howell County grand jury with three counts of statutory rape and one count of statutory sodomy.

 

[Songbird]

Definitely no phony.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

It's weird that she looks better in her mug shot than her studio photo.

 

[Twirling Time]

What's the square root of 69?

Eight something.

 

[FileNotFound]

In her defense, this is perhaps the most rural of rural Missouri. This is "the sticks" to people who live in the sticks. Living there makes one suffer the kind of ennui that leads to really bad choices.

 

[Songbird]

Caulfield is an unincorporated community in western Howell County, Missouri, United States.[1] It is located on U.S. Highway 160 and Missouri Route 101, approximately fifteen miles west of West Plains.

 

[garrow]

Solve for x.

X teacher.

 

[justgladtobehere]

In her defense, this is perhaps the most rural of rural Missouri. This is "the sticks" to people who live in the sticks. Living there makes one suffer the kind of ennui that leads to really bad choices.

I've been to St. Louis and KC. I have driven from STL to the Ozarks. Calling something in Missouri 'the sticks' is something else.

 

[Songbird]

5 bedrooms for $525K ... some expensive sticks.

Cricket Lawanda Anderson

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[MisterCreosote]

For 125 acres? Seems like a steal to me.

 

[Songbird]

360 acres of prime hunting in Caulfield.

 

[Twirling Time]

It's 113 miles to the nearest interstate by car, for what it's worth. The closest big city is actually Memphis (Springfield doesn't count as a big city). Can't get much stickier.