Questions for God

[sportschick]

Nobody else just scoots across the carpet? It's just me?

I thought my sister's dog was the only one who did that. eewwww!

 

[Killick]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I know God is perfect and He designed us in His own image and all that.

That said, "What's up with this whole poop thing? I mean, you've got the butt-hair, and the sticky poop that comes halfway out and just sticks. And you're wiping and wiping, and know you're going to have to go back later and wipe some more. Whassupwiddat?"

Wow. This thread went from talking about God to hairy poop sticks. There's a joke in there somewhere...

 

[John]

Do you carry a pocketknife?

 

[Boom_70]

Is it true that you and Simon Peter had a menage a trois with Mary Magdalin?

 

[boots]

WHY HAVE YOU BLESSED ME AND GIVEN ME SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR!

 

[expendable]

Well, now I don't have a question. I was wondering if it was possible to resurrect a six month old thread. ;D


I'll just share your last question there Boots.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

Well, now I don't have a question. I was wondering if it was possible to resurrect a six month old thread. ;D

Apparently it is.

 

[Songbird]

God, ma'am, excuse me, but what are the numbers going to be to Saturday's $275 million lotto draw? Thanks in advance.

 

[HejiraHenry]

Well, here was one guy's take on the thread question:

Oh, God said to Abraham kill me a son
Abe said, man you must be puttin me on
God said no, Abe said "What?"
God say, you can do what you wanna but
The next time you see me comin' you better run
Well abe said where d'you want this killin done?
God said out on highway 61

 

[Claws for Concern]

What do you have against hockey? Better question: How could you let Versus be created?

 

[DanOregon]

Do you really work in mysterious ways or do you fork up sometimes and just try and spin it?

O'Reilly: OK, God this New Orleans hurricane thing. What was going on there? I think you were intentionally trying to embarass the Bush Administration because you're one of those far-left wackos, feeding the poor and all that stuff. You, and Muhammed and the rest of your ilk, Yoda, whatever, really have it in for this guy Bush because in my opinion, he's more religious that you! You can have all your commandments and "miracles" and "acts of God" and stuff but when it comes down to it you're just another Bush hater, now what say you?