Random Thoughts

[Cadet]

Well, they do come in different styles, like these Doc Martens. But the strap-over-the-middle makes it a Mary Jane.

 

[Clever username]

Well, they do come in different styles, like these Doc Martens. But the strap-over-the-middle makes it a Mary Jane.

Still not doing anything for me. I much prefer to see girls in shoes that come to a point. The sharper the hotter, I mean better. Must be closed toe. That's an absolute must.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

But when the girl's 28 and in a coffeehouse, it makes her look pretty alt-something.

Anyway, I think I'm starting to get into Deathclok (no relation to the previous discussion). Sticking it behind Aqua Teen was a good move. Didn't get it at first, warming up to it now. The rest of the new-run adult swim stuff can go to heck, though.

 

[Clever username]

But when the girl's 28 and in a coffeehouse, it makes her look pretty alt-something.

Anyway, I think I'm starting to get into Deathclok (no relation to the previous discussion). Sticking it behind Aqua Teen was a good move. Didn't get it at first, warming up to it now. The rest of the new-run adult swim stuff can go to heck, though.

I got nothing, since I don't have cable. I'm sure it's delightful.

 

[John]

But when the girl's 28 and in a coffeehouse, it makes her look pretty alt-something.

Anyway, I think I'm starting to get into Deathclok (no relation to the previous discussion). Sticking it behind Aqua Teen was a good move. Didn't get it at first, warming up to it now. The rest of the new-run adult swim stuff can go to heck, though.

Frisky Dingo kicks ass.

 

[Cadet]

Still not doing anything for me. I much prefer to see girls in shoes that come to a point. The sharper the hotter, I mean better. Must be closed toe. That's an absolute must.

I bet you're into Chinese foot binding, too. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable those pointy heels are?

 

[Clever username]

Still not doing anything for me. I much prefer to see girls in shoes that come to a point. The sharper the hotter, I mean better. Must be closed toe. That's an absolute must.

I bet you're into Chinese foot binding, too. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable those pointy heels are?

No, but I can imagine. Doesn't make them any less hot. Any shoes that can make the calves pop out, I'm all for.

Edit: Except stripper shoes. They should just wear regular heels.

 

[Kaylee]

Dear old man at my gym;

Were I to be truly picking nits, I would point out that no scientific proof exists that grunting at the top of your lungs like a camel caught in a breach birth actually helps you lift more weight. I may also say that such behavior may be more expected from one of the younger clients wearing sleeveless t-shirts with "SIG NU ROOFIE-LACED BEER BLAST 2006" emblazoned on the chest than a man giving up - I generously estimate - 55 years.

But this odd behavior is eclipsed with extreme prejudice by your wardrobe choice. I won't beat around the bush here: You are in possession of shorts that would make John Stockton blush. I am willing to concede that older people sometimes do things that have long since been passed by in the name of progress...listen to big band music, wear velcro shoes, vote republican. But the problem herein isn't so much the length of the shorts but the tightness thereof.

See, the chest press machine you so ably and masterfully straddle happens to be directly in the line of sight of whomever uses the eliptical trainer on the far left. Unfortunately, said trainer was occupied by me from 3:00 p.m. to 3:30 p.m...plenty of time to have no choice but to notice how your short, tight shorts masterfully cupped your balls.

I am in no way one inclined to watch the gentle heave of your grandpa sack as you groan and thrust like a copulating bearcat. Unfortunately, anyone who has used an elliptical trainer for some time would tell you that you cannot exactly have your head swiveled on a constant basis. Thusly, I am forced to bear witness to the outline of testicles that may very well have served in World War II.

Anything you can do to correct this matter would be ardently appreciated.

Yours;
Kaylee

 

[imjustagirl2]

Dear old man at my gym;

Were I to be truly picking nits, I would point out that no scientific proof exists that grunting at the top of your lungs like a camel caught in a breach birth actually helps you lift more weight. I may also say that such behavior may be more expected from one of the younger clients wearing sleeveless t-shirts with "SIG NU ROOFIE-LACED BEER BLAST 2006" emblazoned on the chest than a man giving up - I generously estimate - 55 years.

But this odd behavior is eclipsed with extreme prejudice by your wardrobe choice. I won't beat around the bush here: You are in possession of shorts that would make John Stockton blush. I am willing to concede that older people sometimes do things that have long since been passed by in the name of progress...listen to big band music, wear velcro shoes, vote republican. But the problem herein isn't so much the length of the shorts but the tightness thereof.

See, the chest press machine you so ably and masterfully straddle happens to be directly in the line of sight of whomever uses the eliptical trainer on the far left. Unfortunately, said trainer was occupied by me from 3:00 p.m. to 3:30 p.m...plenty of time to have no choice but to notice how your short, tight shorts masterfully cupped your balls.

I am in no way one inclined to watch the gentle heave of your grandpa sack as you groan and thrust like a copulating bearcat. Unfortunately, anyone who has used an elliptical trainer for some time would tell you that you cannot exactly have your head swiveled on a constant basis. Thusly, I am forced to bear witness to the outline of testicles that may very well have served in World War II.

Anything you can do to correct this matter would be ardently appreciated.

Yours;
Kaylee

I may never eat again. And I'm afraid to go to my gym tomorrow.

 

[Gomer]

I know it belongs on another thread, but for fork's sakes why can't people resist turning a conversation into a trivia game show once they find out I'm a sports editor?

 

[sportschick]

Still not doing anything for me. I much prefer to see girls in shoes that come to a point. The sharper the hotter, I mean better. Must be closed toe. That's an absolute must.

I bet you're into Chinese foot binding, too. Do you have any idea how uncomfortable those pointy heels are?

No, but I can imagine. Doesn't make them any less hot. Any shoes that can make the calves pop out, I'm all for.

Edit: Except stripper shoes. They should just wear regular heels.

I wear pointy toed shoes. They don't hurt that bad.

 

[sportschick]