Random Thoughts

[wickedwritah]

It's going to be -17 below tonight(-35 wind chill) and there's going to be a nice thick piece of ice on Michigan. I have no idea how I'm going to drive from my parents house to Ann Arbor(45 minutes) tomorrow.
If I don't sign on this week.......well, you know.......

Time to look for the local Pony Express stop.

So the trial for Microsoft Office on my new laptop expired. fork. Just had to fork out $150 for a product key so I could use Word again. fork. That's forking money I don't forking have.

 

[spaceman]

this one's for the ladies....

Is there a temperature at which it becomes too cold for, ahem, the "highbeams" effect? Just curious.

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

You can buy Coca-Cola in glass bottles at many stores in my area.

 

[Clever username]

Lack of food is making me delirious

 

[Songbird]

Too dumb for law school. Too active to just flip burgers. Just don't know anymore.

11th grade English teacher

Blah.

 

[Clever username]

Too dumb for law school. Too active to just flip burgers. Just don't know anymore.

11th grade English teacher

Blah.

Bouncer at a strip club

 

[Songbird]

One of the two in town burned down. I suppose I could check out the other one, by the bowling alley. Maybe just go to the bowling alley and ask to be a pin jockey.

 

[imjustagirl2]

I'm too dumb to flip burgers, too active to go to law school. I'm doubly screwed.

 

[Clever username]

I'm too dumb to flip burgers, too active to go to law school. I'm doubly screwed.

And not in the good way.

 

[Mystery_Meat]

You people and your switching jobs.

If I don't make it here, my future's at the bottom of whatever the fork it is I end up jumping off of.

 

[wickedwritah]

Rather be working some woman's pins, know what I mean?

 

[Clever username]

One of the two in town burned down. I suppose I could check out the other one, by the bowling alley. Maybe just go to the bowling alley and ask to be a pin jockey.

I just took a part-time job at a ski resort. That $7 an hour is going to get me far.