Tell me something that's good about being single

[jr/shotglass]

And it was very well stated, mjp. You'll find it again. You want it badly enough.

 

[cranberry]

I remember when all I wanted in life was to be between the D's playing motorboat.

 

[jr/shotglass]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

You learn very quickly that laundering expensive bras is not the same as your ragged T-shirts from the '90s. I have a special sack I'm supposed to put the stuff in.

Traded your other one in?

I feel like a perv just spreading them out to dry on the counter.

 

[buckweaver]

It's the division of labour that makes a partnership work.

Completely agree.

We each do our own laundry here, same as we always did. If my clothes shrink or change colors, it's my own damn fault.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Eighteen loads of laundry? Good freaking grief.

I really have no issues with doing laundry. Beats the alternative, and I had one roommate who didn't do laundry very often. Nothing like lingering body odor ... and it's not walking out the door to help freshen the air.

I've done my own laundry. I've done my parents' laundry. I've done friends' laundry ... and no, no ulterior motives. She needed a place to do laundry and some garments were a pain in the butt. No bras, though. Thank goodness ...

 

[Spartan Squad]

I wake up in the morning and go through my routine of rubbing the eyes, scratching, and sounding the air horn. I can stumble into the bathroom and take care of business. I enjoy being able to do all of that and know the bathroom is always open. No waiting for someone to get out for my morning superman. I don't need to worry about pesky things like shutting the doors.

That said, I'm on the cusp of announcing my intent to withdraw my stake on the proud land of bachelorhood and losing such comforts of easy access to bathroom destruction is worth it.

 

[holy bull]

I wake up in the morning and go through my routine of rubbing the eyes, scratching, and sounding the air horn. I can stumble into the bathroom and take care of business. I enjoy being able to do all of that and know the bathroom is always open. No waiting for someone to get out for my morning superman. I don't need to worry about pesky things like shutting the doors.

That said, I'm on the cusp of announcing my intent to withdraw my stake on the proud land of bachelorhood and losing such comforts of easy access to bathroom destruction is worth it.

Dang, I was just about to type "Sitting on the can for a half-hour with a good book without feeling self-conscious," but I bow to your superior rhetoric, good sir.

 

[Magic In The Night]

We do our own laundry for the most part. I don't mind laundry as a chore at all though, so sometimes I'll do his too.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Being able to finish on any woman's grille I want.

 

[dooley_womack1]

We have a system. Anything of mine that needs special handling goes into a separate basket and I take care of it. Everything else goes into the hamper. He hauls the stuff to the basement and does the washer/dryer thing. I fold it when he brings it back up.

It's the division of labour that makes a partnership work.

PS: And ijag, my bras cost over $100 each. They do NOT go in a machine.

Jesus - without being too crass or nosy or whatever WHAT THE heck ARE THEY HOLDING UP!?!?

Let's just say that once you're above the D's, there's German engineering involved.

Bras by BMW.

 

[westcoastvol]

Being able to finish on any woman's grille I want.

I was wondering who was gonna play Malone to my Stockton on that one...

But on a more serious note, I was married once. Wasn't great. Had a LTR. Wasn't great, brought out the worst in me.

I'm ok flying solo. My rules, just right.