The Clark Griswold Memorial Padded Room

[OscarMadison]

When you need to let it out. Explain yourself or don't. Just use this space to vent when you need to or share those rants that are elegant brocades of word jazz that resonate to the bottoms of your dark little hearts.

 

[OscarMadison]

I'll go first. No one wants to get well, they just don't. This is the clinical equivalent to an ass-whuppin' for mental health care workers.

And I'm very tired which makes my diction resemble Steve Martin's hypothetical kid. ("Mambo dogface to the banana patch!") Dragon? That program that is supposed to help dyslexics? It's making me read like a Martin Short character on bath salts.