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The Twelve Days Of SJ.Com

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Fenian_Bastard

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OK, I'll start:

One the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
An IJAG and a Ja-co-by.
 
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Two pathetitards,

And an IJAG and a Ja-Co-By.
 
On the third day of Christmas, SportsJournalists.com gave to me,

Three lame threads,
two pathetitards,
and an IJAG and a Ja-co-by.
 
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Six threads of pornos

FIIIIIIVE Golden Stars!

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 
On the seven day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Seven trolls a-trolling

Six threads of pornos

FIIIIIIVE Golden Stars!

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Eight forking studs

Seven trolls a-trolling

Six threads of pornos

FIIIIIIVE Golden Stars!

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 
Shouldn't the eighth day, be default, be dedicated to eight seconds with BYH?
 
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Nine boots a-forking

Eight forking studs

Seven trolls a-trolling

Six threads of pornos

FIIIIIIVE Golden Stars!

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 
Sorry, this is worthless unless it contains Five People You Meet on the Way to Heaven...

That said:

Ten Poloponies

Nine boots a forking

Eight forking studs

Seven trolls a-trolling

Six threads of pornos

FIIIIIIVE Golden Stars!

Four post pads

Three lame threads

Two pathetitards

And an IJAG and a Ja-co-by
 

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