The Twelve Days Of SJ.Com

[2muchcoffeeman]

{snip}

On the 12th day of SJ -- before taking my keys and giving me a preeptive strike of, I don't know, six Tylenol and a cab fare -- my fellow posters gave to me
Twelve Pabst Blue Ribbons
Eleven Lowenbraus
Ten Rolling Rocks
Nine St. Pauli Girls
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams

OUTING ALERT!

novelist_wannabe is the lost McKenzie brother, eh?

 

[Buck]

Find anything under the cushions?
Besides the phone book, that is.

Loopy was trapped under there.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Find anything under the cushions?
Besides the phone book, that is.

Loopy was trapped under there.

Yeah, and now his next book is about a woman named "12" and how she met the love of her life, "Oomba_07" on "sportswriters.com"

 

[slappy4428]

I suppose Oomba_07 is better than Baam_69....

 

[Bubbler]

Is Oomba_07 an Oompa Loompa?

Oompa, oompa, doompa-de-do ...
I have another puzzle for you ...
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee ...
If you are wise you'll listen to me ...

What do you get when you club a baby seal?
A guilty conscience and spelling that's unreel.
Why can't you learn to respect the Maple Leaf?
Cum correkt before Jones kicks you in the teeth.

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no Tim Horton's

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee ...
If you love Canada, then you will go far ...
You will live in happiness too ...
Like the Oompa ...
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Who knew 21 liked her men orange?

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Is Oomba_07 an Oompa Loompa?

Oompa, oompa, doompa-de-do ...
I have another puzzle for you ...
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee ...
If you are wise you'll listen to me ...

What do you get when you club a baby seal?
A guilty conscience and spelling that's unreel.
Why can't you learn to respect the Maple Leaf?
Cum correkt before Jones kicks you in the teeth.

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no Tim Horton's

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee ...
If you love Canada, then you will go far ...
You will live in happiness too ...
Like the Oompa ...
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Who knew 21 liked her men orange?

I guess she likes racists as well.