[really really really really deep breath...]
ON the first day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
A pint of Sam Adams
On the second day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Two Miller Lites
and A pint of Sam Adams
On the third day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the fourth day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the fifth day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the sixth day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the seventh day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the eighth day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the ninth day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Nine St. Pauli Girls
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the 10th day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Ten Rolling Rocks
Nine St. Pauli Girls
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the 11th day of SJ, fellow posters gave to me
Eleven Lowenbraus
Ten Rolling Rocks
Nine St. Pauli Girls
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
On the 12th day of SJ -- before taking my keys and giving me a preeptive strike of, I don't know, six Tylenol and a cab fare -- my fellow posters gave to me
Twelve Pabst Blue Ribbons
Eleven Lowenbraus
Ten Rolling Rocks
Nine St. Pauli Girls
Eight Becks a bubbling
Seven Schaeffer lights
Six Guiness Stout
Five home-made brews
Four Red Stripes
Three Saporos
Two Miller lites
and a pint of Sam Adams
