Week 2 college football thread: Everybody Do the Michigan Rag

[three_bags_full]

Probably not the dealership looking at the time. I'd bet the insurance company they used is the one driving that train.

 

[Starman]

The dealership is the entity with its name on the whole shebang. Cancel the insurance policy (and demand as much money back as you can.) Give the kid the car. Otherwise, you look like assholes.

 

[Songbird]

USC 48, Utah State 0 is the Trojans' first shutout since 50-0 against UCLA in 2011.

 

[I Should Coco]

Probably not the dealership looking at the time. I'd bet the insurance company they used is the one driving that train.

Yep. I remember a local jewelry store doing some "Let It Snow" promotion where if it snowed so many inches or more on a specific date, shoppers would get a crazy good deal on expensive jewelry.

Sure enough, one year they got the amount on the specific date (this was in North Idaho). But before customers could cash in on the great deal, the store's insurance company noted that the official weather measuring station was about 40 miles away from the jeweler's, so the deal was off.

After much negative publicity and gripes from customers, the store owners decided to honor the deal anyway without the insurance payment. They had such a huge boost in business that it paid off for them.

 

[Cosmo]

No one outside of Romi likes Colorado. They're deplorable, and Shedur is as bad as his dad with being a whiny little bench. Hope they go 0-12.

 

[HanSenSE]

Rules are rules.

You'd think it was on Olympic gymnastics medal [/crossthread]

 

[Twirling Time]

UAB at Arkansas next week. Arkansas -21 is basically free money.

Arkansas showed a little nad at Stillwater but couldn't close the deal. I think 3 TDs is fair.

 

[justgladtobehere]

I hate this

No one outside of Romi likes Colorado. They're deplorable, and Shedur is as bad as his dad with being a whiny little bench. Hope they go 0-12.

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I don't think Shedur looks even that good. He is small.

 

[dixiehack]

UAB at Arkansas next week. Arkansas -21 is basically free money.

I wasn't going to say anything if you didn't, but woof. Trent Dilfer is twice the fraud Deion Sanders is, just with better PR skills. Got dusted at La-Monroe, coached by the former UAB interim coach they didn't retain to go chasing the Dilfer Powerball ticket.

 

[Neutral Corner]

Arkansas showed a little nad at Stillwater but couldn't close the deal. I think 3 TDs is fair.

You didn't see UAB at Louisiana Monroe.

 

[Neutral Corner]

I wasn't going to say anything if you didn't, but woof. Trent Dilfer is twice the fraud Deion Sanders is, just with better PR skills. Got dusted at La-Monroe, coached by the former UAB interim coach they didn't retain to go chasing the Dilfer Powerball ticket.

He has won three games, and none on the road. Our AD tried to win the presser by playing smartest guy in the room. Dilfer talks a great game, but so far the results are lacking. I want to believe, but he basically hired high school coaches and P5 interns. He got embarrassed by the passed over interim HC and former OC he replaced. The worst was that the Warhawks played with passion and intensity and most of the UAB guys left it on the bus.

 

[micropolitan guy]

No one outside of Romi likes Colorado. They're deplorable, and Shedur is as bad as his dad with being a whiny little bench. Hope they go 0-12.

Totally agree. Unfortunately the worst they can do is 1-11, having already defeated NDSU by a slim margin.