When Keeping It Real On Twitter Goes Wrong ...

[21]

What kind of sandwich?

 

[waterytart]

What kind of sandwich?

Please, not a messy one. Some things don't mix well.

 

[typefitter]

What kind of sandwich?

Jimmy John's Big John with cheese, please and thank you. I enjoy their toothsome bread. I'll take off my pants in the meantime.

 

[3OctaveFart]

I have a dear dentist friend who lives very large.
You strike me as a man who likes more than a touch of the good life, type.
Maybe you would have grown to like cleaning teeth.
I do know they don't tweet each other with praise.

 

[Versatile]

My dentist is always handing me X-rays from Marty Woolschlager, DDS, who works on the other side of town. Says no one takes an X-ray quite as well, though he admittedly could use work on fillings.

 

[Double Down]

My dentist can run a marathon in three hours or less or your next tooth cleaning is free. He's done it in all 50 states while Tweeting praise to himself in mid-stride. He is also running for vice president.

 

[typefitter]

I have a dear dentist friend who lives very large.
You strike me as a man who likes more than a touch of the good life, type.
Maybe you would have grown to like cleaning teeth.
I do know they don't tweet each other with praise.

That's why dentists have the highest suicide rate of all professions, more than five times average.

http://www.businessinsider.com/jobs-commit-suicide-2010-10?op=1

It is hard being this right all the time.

 

[3OctaveFart]

She just spent most of the summer on the best beaches in the Mediterranean.
Very hard life.
Just itching to end it all.

 

[21]

Is she toothsome?

 

[21]

What kind of sandwich?

Jimmy John's Big John with cheese, please and thank you. I enjoy their toothsome bread. I'll take off my pants in the meantime.

I'll need to see the movie first.

 

[typefitter]

She just spent most of the summer on the best beaches in the Mediterranean.
Very hard life.
Just itching to end it all.

Gotta say, you're sounding a little fawny here, Fart.

 

[3OctaveFart]

I am fawny.
I respect a non-banking profession whose laborers only get wealthier during a global recession.