Your dream sock puppet name

[MileHigh]

PattyOFurniture

 

[Regan MacNeil]

John D. Villarreal.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

Or possibly Brad Renfro.

 

[spikechiquet]

Sofa King

 

[Baron Scicluna]

High Sandy.

 

[swingline]

John D. Villarreal.

Provably Demonstrably

 

[OscarMadison]

I've already used most of mine as pen names. One was for a content mill that was intended to answer my desire to write for The Weekly World News. I love Batboy! LOVE him! Alas, it was not to be. I was expected to write serious pieces about science that were then given to writers in Pakistan who rewrote them. So "New Discoveries of Sound Files from the Marianas Trench May Change our Understanding of the Earth's Deepest Fissure" reached the public as "Tortured Screams From The Mouth of heck Recorded By NOAA."

 

[garrow]

David Dennison

 

[swingline]

Or possibly Brad Renfro.

Were you good in The Client?

 

[bumpy mcgee]

16 Minutes from Tahoe

 

[tapintoamerica]

RonMexicoSendsHisBest

 

[Sam Mills 51]

Pat Swilling?
Vaughn Johnson?
Rickey Jackson?