2025 NFL offseason thread

[DanOregon]

So trying to fall asleep the other night, I tried to come up with the four teams with the worst owners in the League.
Bottom Four were the Titans, Panthers, Browns and Jets
Next layer up, call it the "Failed Legacy Division" of the Raiders, Bears, Cowboys and Giants.

People might think the Jags should be in the bottom eight, but Kahn has hired a former college coach with a national title, and a Super Bowl winning coach - he makes an effort. And even his mistakes are somewhat defendable.

 

[outofplace]

So trying to fall asleep the other night, I tried to come up with the four teams with the worst owners in the League.
Bottom Four were the Titans, Panthers, Browns and Jets
Next layer up, call it the "Failed Legacy Division" of the Raiders, Bears, Cowboys and Giants.

People might think the Jags should be in the bottom eight, but Kahn has hired a former college coach with a national title, and a Super Bowl winning coach - he makes an effort. And even his mistakes are somewhat defendable.

The Browns and Jets probably deserve a level all to themselves, but that seems like a solid list.

 

[TigerVols]

The Phoenix Suns had Mr. ORNG, the season ticket holder who painted his body orange for every game. He was a high school coach in town. My station did a few puff pieces on him.

He's currently awaiting trial for sex crimes with children.

This took a turn!

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

I think a lot of those people probably start to live the gimmick once they get a bit of attention and are probably insufferable to watch a game near.
See: Fireman Ed.

Let's not forget the OG

Mascot Week: The Insane Tragedy of Rock'n Rollen - 1-900-HOTDOG

 

[Hermes]

My favorite was the Ohio State fan with the cowboy hat and cape who showed up at Earl Bruce's funeral uninvited, signed his name in the middle of a card meant for Bruce's family from former players and arrived at the funeral wearing his outfit.

He's lucky a former offensive lineman didn't kill him that day.

He also charges money for photos.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

That would be Buck-I Guy, or something of the sort.

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

And obviously the bank-robbing Chiefaholic guy.

 

[dixiehack]

People might think the Jags should be in the bottom eight, but Kahn has hired a former college coach with a national title, and a Super Bowl winning coach - he makes an effort. And even his mistakes are somewhat defendable.

Kahn is a subpar owner, which puts him laps ahead of the rest of his division. I never really thought of it in terms of ownership but my God no wonder the AFC South is such a joke. At least Amy Adams Strunk is only mercurial and illiquid. But at least she isn't part of the Irsay-McNair exacta of assholes.

 

[TigerVols]

If Stafford goes to the Raiders as rumored, who's gonna replace him in LA?

 

[PCLoadLetter]

If Stafford goes to the Raiders as rumored, who's gonna replace him in LA?

I'm guessing the Giants make a run at Stafford so they don't have to draft a QB who lacks a certain quality the Giants value greatly.

But as for a Rams replacement... no idea. Seems like a giant risk.

 

[Webster]

I don't understand that Stafford to Giants rumors. He'd be pretty expensive for a bridge QB and the Giants don't appear to be only a couple of players away from being competitive.

 

[DanOregon]

It does seem odd. Trying to think of a team "in the window" in need of a QB, all I could think of was the Rams if Stafford leaves. And only because they played the Eagles so tough. Even hard to think of a QB who is a year or two away from the end of his rookie deal who the jury is still out on (ala the Baker Mayfield situation) which would be a decent solve for a team willing to settle for a slight downgrade for longer term upside. (The original Stafford-Goff trade)