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JR, JR, the (methane) energy czar?

I just looked at some of my old messages from like 2006. gosh darn, this used to be one funny place.

I'm enjoying it while it lasts. Sort of like wood.

1. 141 Characters 62-38-8 .611 - 11-1-0 7 10 2. Oprah's Bra Wrangler 60-41-7 .588 2.5 6-5-1 4 15 3. WKBT 62-43-3 .588 2.5 5-6-1 3 30 4. Fielder's Donuts 58-45-5 .560 5.5 8-2-2 12 14 5. Mouse Rat 58-45-5 .560 5.5 3-9-0...

Here's my pitch to Lolo. Think of it as a hurdle race. You're going to go up and down eight times, it's going to last 12 seconds, NBC is going to film it, millions of people will watch and if you're really good I'll let you climb back up and sing the national anthem a few minutes later while...

Proud to be among the 4 percent. heck, I bet I know 25 people who are among the 4 percent.

Statement posted on the Yahoo site.

As it turns out, TheColposinquanonian was going to win even without recording the last win -- if it ended 6-6, Evil biscuit was taking the title on the tiebreaker anyway. Either way, the most deserving team won it all. My hat's off. Well played. Still the best league in the world. Still funny...

My dear 21, you know the playoffs continue through Wednesday, right? Which is dumb, since this will come down to Marco Scutaro vs. Terrelle Pryor or some such crap.

Will we have to rescore the whole season based on Leo Nunez's somewhat questionable status in our country? Also, if I win the baseball title for the third time in six years, there will be an NYC get-together in December.

This 2009 CBS headline makes some sense now. Levi: I'm Hiding "Huge" Things About Palin

Spoke too soon. "She likes black people," Tyson said. "At least, in her."

"You want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Let's get that donkey all up in there." _ Mike Tyson's best quote from that aforementioned interview.

They'll use the same headline next week when Glen Rice sits down for a cover story on recent revelations.

Fixed.

This would have never happened if Glen Rice went to Florida. The Gators only allow ESPN reporters access to their basketball players.

Before there was "lipstick on a pig," there was "lipstick on his hog."

This explains everything. Glen Rice literally forked Sarah Palin's brains out.

Mets spokesman Jay Horwitz broke his ankle Thursday in a fall outside a hotel. Spokeswoman Shannon Forde said Horwitz, with the Mets since 1980, will have surgery Monday. The NIAFL will send a card. Perhaps.

Police blame Roberto Luongo for the riots. He couldn't stop them either. Meanwhile, no Canadian team has won the Cup since Don Cherry was in his early 90s.