An awful, messed up joke that made me laugh out loud...

[Satchel Pooch]

It's Bindi, bench.

 

[Chef]

If you really want to go to heck from laughing at the crocodile hunter, at least go all-out like Norm did. It starts at 3:03:

That was awesome.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Why does a Boy Scout carry a compass?


So he can find his way out of the woods with his asshole bleeding.

 

[Lion_Woods]

When you're having a bad day, remember you could be a siamese twin stuck to your gay brother who has a date tonight and you only have one asshole.

 

[Duane Postum]

Why did the farmer cross the road?

He wanted to put his deck in the chicken.

 

[bigpern23]

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

How do you tell when your sister's on the rag?

When you're suckin' your dad's deck it tastes like blood.

 

[three_bags_full]

What has four legs and one arm?



A doberman on a playground.