Christmas 2021 - Omicron version

[Songbird]

My brother-in-law works for a pork company.

First line of a book.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I was looking for Reese's Christmas trees at a grocery store, and what do I see peeking just around the corner of the aisle?....Yeah - Easter candy ready to jump. Cadbury eggs? really? Easter isn't until April 17th or those keeping track of such things. About as late as it can be.

No Valentine's Day stuff?

 

[OscarMadison]

Chess pie is the 30-game winner the committee doesn't respect because of the conference it plays in.

Close seconds are Vinegar Pie and Grape Pie, both are as localized as Chess, just different parts of the south.

I have tried to be understanding through all the supply chain shortages, but the lack of egg nog may be what breaks me. I had to get the Fireball brand last night because it was the first I'd seen on the shelves in three weeks. Even without the namesake frat boy alcohol it tastes like it was strained through a vat of Red Hots.

Making my own. Also doing frozen custard for next week.

You had to grow up in a certain area, but the fact Sugar Cream Pie has not been mentioned makes me sad for everyone who hasn't experienced it's wonderfullness.

Is that different from Caramel Pie?

 

[DanOregon]

Another underplayed Christmas song.

 

[heyabbott]

 

[dixiehack]

If you want to see high comedy, check out the checkout at Bama Fever/Tiger Pride on Christmas Eve. Men holding Auburn shirts like they were a soiled diaper and begging for forgiveness unprompted. "I hate to even get this .. But my son went to Auburn and he's raising his kids to be Auburn … Hide that in the bottom of the bag." They look like Baptist preachers busted at the package store.

 

[Octave]

Merry Christmas to everyone on this site- may you all be knuckles-deep in your favorite pies this weekend.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

Daughter-in-law is making a key lime pie as this is being typed.

 

[DanOregon]

For anyone feeling down this Holiday season - Fox News wrote a pick-me-up.

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh

 

[dixiehack]

I know it's a fake. Still don't care.

 

[UNCGrad]

We had a pipe burst in the house crawlspace today. Thank God it was in the crawlspace only, but fork all, an emergency plumbing call on Christmas Eve.

I'll be drinking tonight...if I can still afford it.

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

For anyone feeling down this Holiday season - Fox News wrote a pick-me-up.

Christmas without Rush Limbaugh

My dad and brother were just saying how much they miss Rush. They then go into a discussion of other conservative talk show hosts. I'm just like it's Christmas Eve, really?