'Dear Penthouse — err, New York Post ... '

[Riptide]

'I went to my first orgy and loved it'
From the New York Post

A gorgeous brunette is slowly undressing me. I can't remember her name, but her face is somewhere around my waist, lips kissing my stomach, her hands grabbing my hips. We're sliding over the edge of a black leather couch as she kneels on the floor, slowly slipping my black lace negligee over my head.

Her husband is sitting opposite us. Another woman is perched on the armrest above me, lightly stroking my arm and kissing my neck. Several men and women are standing around watching us.

It's the hottest thing I've ever, ever experienced.

This is my first orgy — and it seems to be going pretty well.
More specifically, I'm at an exclusive sex party being held by ...

Well, umm ... [ahem!] ... You get the drift. ... New York Post. ... ... ... Hey, anything for page clicks, right?

http://nypost.com/2017/05/04/i-went-to-my-first-orgy-and-loved-it/

 

[HanSenSE]

Australia, really? You mean their orgies and health care are better than here? [/crossthread]

 

[dixiehack]

Was it the same guy they interviewed last month who gave up dating hot women?

 

[Twirling Time]

Why did you cut it off at Killing Kittens?

Sounds like the total opposite of what's going on here.