PopeDirkBenedict
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The Good Doctor said:
Only a little?
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Exploding Cigar Penis
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Only a little?
Inky_Wretch
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As an outdoorsy person, I find myself crossing barbwire fences on a pretty regular basis. I'll never do it again without thinking of this story ... and cringing at the memory.
slappy4428
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That's just not right...
fishwrapper
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JayFarrar
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*shrug*
In the man's private parts division, when the scrotum gets stomped on by a bull, the then exposed testicles look like peeled green grapes with strings attached.
I got a thousand more, and that wasn't even the gross stuff, in case anybody is interested.
In the man's private parts division, when the scrotum gets stomped on by a bull, the then exposed testicles look like peeled green grapes with strings attached.
I got a thousand more, and that wasn't even the gross stuff, in case anybody is interested.
imjustagirl2
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How long did it take you to heal? Were they able to save the boys?
JayFarrar
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Wasn't me.
Dude was a bull rider who got bucked at the rodeo and while he was done, he got stomped. How it didn't whack his pecker off, I still don't, but it sliced the scrotum open and the boys were there, not smooshed, just hanging out. Not a lot of blood either.
I worked as a paramedic and fireman for a few years and I have seen some things that should really haunt me, like when the old woman got snacked on by her cats, but they don't.
Dude was a bull rider who got bucked at the rodeo and while he was done, he got stomped. How it didn't whack his pecker off, I still don't, but it sliced the scrotum open and the boys were there, not smooshed, just hanging out. Not a lot of blood either.
I worked as a paramedic and fireman for a few years and I have seen some things that should really haunt me, like when the old woman got snacked on by her cats, but they don't.
fishwrapper
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I'm hungry...
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Tore off own foreskin
Sliced three times on barbed wire fence
Weiner in blender
Sliced three times on barbed wire fence
Weiner in blender
