His career’s in the gutter and his wife split because he couldn’t keep his kingpin in his pants

[maumann]

He obviously shouldn't have taken a four-step approach.

 

[jr/shotglass]

His balls did not react well to the previous oil pattern.

 

[poindexter]

It's either Brystal or Crystal

 

[Starman]

Of course this has no particular political angle, that we know of, but the quotes are all classic Fatfork.
"She sent me texts basically telling me how awesome I was"

"I really didn't think I was getting paid enough for this job, so...."

"Well I know there may be some ethics problems and shirt, but it isn't reality technically illegal, you know?"

 

[jr/shotglass]

I think my favorite is, "I got to the point where it just built up so much that I basically told her the truth after she dug through my phone."

 

[playthrough]

It's either Brystal or Crystal

My favorite part of the team roster too. Not sisters but both from Wisconsin.

And I don't see anything in this story that a couple hours on the ball polishing machine wouldn't fix.

 

[Scout]

So how did he get her?

Hey, can I see your 7-10 split?

Nice turkey. Wanna see my gobbler?

I see you left a frame open.

My balls can hammer the pocket all night long.

I love it when you call me Mark Roth.

 

[goalmouth]

Based on the title, I thought this was a Jethro Tull thread.

 

[qtlaw]

"The ball machine's just getting warmed up."

 

[micropolitan guy]

So how did he get her?

Hey, can I see your 7-10 split?

Nice turkey. Wanna see my gobbler?

I see you left a frame open.

My balls can hammer the pocket all night long.

I love it when you call me Mark Roth.

"Hey watch it, I don't do the Brooklyn side."

 

[hondo]

I think my favorite is, "I got to the point where it just built up so much that I basically told her the truth after she dug through my phone."

I'm also amused by his implication that the case is getting more attention because the college bowling team is so successful. Right. This is exactly the same thing as if Nick Saban had been caught banging a female student trainer.
There are 39 Division I women's bowling teams and 99 out of 100 people would be stunned to learn there actually is such as thing as college bowling.

 

[Vombatus]

Of course this has no particular political angle, that we know of, but the quotes are all classic… (…)
"She sent me texts basically telling me how awesome I was"

"I really didn't think I was getting paid enough for this job, so...."

"Well I know there may be some ethics problems and shirt, but it isn't reality technically illegal, you know?"