His career’s in the gutter and his wife split because he couldn’t keep his kingpin in his pants

[bumpy mcgee]

The local DI is adding women's bowling. There's a national-championship caliber coach available!

 

[Batman]

So how did he get her?

Hey, can I see your 7-10 split?

Nice turkey. Wanna see my gobbler?

I see you left a frame open.

My balls can hammer the pocket all night long.

I love it when you call me Mark Roth.

Need me to drill your holes?

 

[jr/shotglass]

This is why cheater balls are ruining the sport.

 

[MisterCreosote]

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I'm also amused by his implication that the case is getting more attention because the college bowling team is so successful. Right. This is exactly the same thing as if Nick Saban had been caught banging a female student trainer.

Bobby Petrino says "Hey."

 

[Hermes]

At least we don't have a Jesus situation here.

 

[DanOregon]

 

[PCLoadLetter]

At least we don't have a Jesus situation here.

Eight-year-olds, dude.