I've been asked to give a speech

[MacDaddy]

Or Old Glory Robot Insurance.

They are probably completely unaware that robots eat old people's medicine for fuel.

 

[Boom_70]

Youth in Asia

 

[Drip]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

I fell asleep watching Blazing Saddles on AMC last night.

 

[SoCalDude]

Tell them about all the calls you get from grandmas and grandpas complaining about the lack of coverage of their grandkids and how you are costing them college scholarships.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Youth sports.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

Brett Favre.
They can relate.

 

[HanSenSE]

Shuffleboard vs. Croquet

 

[cranberry]

Youth in Asia

Bring our boys back from Vietnam.

 

[mojo20205]

"What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape, geriatric jerk offs to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off and show you what a real sexy man is supposed to look like --- Hit the music."

That should break the ice.

 

[BYH]

Talk to them about that time you got a letter or phone call from an angry reader criticizing your coverage.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Talk to them about that time you got a letter or phone call from an angry reader criticizing your coverage.

Which one?

 

[jlee]

Talk to them about that time you got a letter or phone call from an angry reader criticizing your coverage.

Damn, beat me to it.