Leopard on the loose in Dallas

[Batman]

The Dallas Zoo is closed today because a clouded leopard got loose, and they still can't find him



Dallas Zoo closes, issues 'code blue' for missing clouded leopard

 

[The Big Ragu]

No matter where he hides, I suspect he'll still be spotted.

 

[Chef2]

No matter where he hides, I suspect he'll still be spotted.

I bow in your general direction.

 

[Chef2]

Point of interruption…..since when is a leopard considered "non-dangerous"?
Any animal that can rip your face into bite-sized morsels would most definitely be dangerous.

 

[Starman]

Nobody expects the leopard to eat your face.

 

[Chef2]

Nobody expects the leopard to eat your face.

Um……I don't believe the leopard really cares what part of you he's going to feast upon.
"Oh……he's got a nice beard, so I'll leave that alone……now those fingers and arms look scrumptious."

 

[da man]

All they need to do to find it is start singing: "I can't give you anything but love, baby…"

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

No matter where he hides, I suspect he'll still be spotted.

Fine, jerk. Take your like and go.

 

[Scout]

They talked to the pigs, but no one squealed.

 

[goalmouth]

Have they checked Ted Cruz' house?

 

[Tighthead]

I'm thinking Michael Irvin is going to make it into a stole.

 

[Della9250]