MLB 2018 regular season thread

[Steak Snabler]

Pirates-Tigers rained out too:

 

[Hermes]

With all apologies to Cincinnati's parade, can we just not have baseball outdoors in the midwest until about Tax Day? Have all-day extravaganzas under the roof in Milwaukee for midwest teams or something. Quadruple headers at Miller Park. It might catch on.

 

[poindexter]

Chris Davis leading off for the Orioles today. That's ... interesting.

That uber-angry Oriole is fantastic.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Ian Happ hits the first pitch of the season for a homer. Awesome.

 

[QYFW]

Hey, @Songbird, guess who just led off the season with a home run?

 

[Steak Snabler]

 

[Songbird]

Hey, @Songbird, guess who just led off the season with a home run?

Since it might be the only single moment I'm atop the standings ...

 

[Dick Whitman]

Why is opening day so early this year?

 

[QYFW]

Trump.

 

[MTM]

Why is opening day so early this year?

They added a few more off days into the schedule

 

[Hermes]

I made it one pitch into the season before my wife the Cubs fan is texting how they're going to win the World Series again.

These monsters should never have been given success.

 

[Dick Whitman]

They added a few more off days into the schedule

But it ends earlier, too.