MLB 2018 regular season thread

[2muchcoffeeman]

Today in elbows:

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Thirty years plus ago, I saw Rodney Dangerfield live. His timing was so good. He could tell the hoariest old stinker of a joke and still pull a laugh out of you simply on his timing and delivery. I still remember half a dozen jokes he told that night.

The one that is applicable here was "Yeah, you seen my Lite Beer commercials?" (crowd applauds) "Yeah, since I started drinking Lite Beer, my wife says I'm less filling but I taste better." (loud laughter)


The funniest moment of the night came after his set was over. He had the house lights brought up and took questions. Some were serious inquiries, some were softball setups for a joke, and a few were people trying to heckle Rodney, who no doubt had heard them all before.

Anyhow.

"Any other questions?"

"Yeah. What do you do for a living?" (Crowd goes "OOooooh! and a few laugh)

"I find men for your mother." (Crowd howls with laughter)

RIP Rodney.

I always loved the commercial where the group is in a haunted house and they accuse Rodney of stealing the beer. Then Rodney pulls off the mask to reveal Uecker

 

[Steak Snabler]

Today in elbows:

Yet more evidence that the human elbow was not made to throw a baseball 100 mph.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I noticed the name and ashumed they're related but still don't get the joke.

It's a Detroit thing
A bit on the Mike Valenti show where an excited Rod yelled Second Deck after a homer but it sounded like something else
Use your imagination

 

[Fly]

Instant Rod Allen Second Deck

 

[Scout]

Today in elbows:

Inverted W gets another.

 

[Chef2]

Nothing happening in Minneapolis.
Absolutely nothing.

 

[cjericho]

Can't MLB channel show that game?

edit: Now they are.

 

[HanSenSE]

Through eight.

 

[cjericho]

Cesar Hernandez just hammered Thor.

 

[Chef2]

Perfecto over
Walk

 

[cjericho]

darn. Was off the plate, but sucks to have it end on that, now no-hitter gone.