NFL Week 5 -- They know me and Jayden Daniels got a history

[playthrough]

Adam Archuleta sounds a lot like Kirk Herbstreit, which makes these Colts games sound much more important than they are.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Watch Daniels for a bit, and it's hard not to notice how comfortable he is running this offense. You hear about players needing the game to slow down for them when they reach a new level. I think he might have eliminated that step.

 

[Batman]

Don't come dancing uninvited into Greg Zuerlein's house.

 

[Batman]

What in the holy fork are the Bills doing?

 

[matt_garth]

Well-deserved L.

What in the holy fork are the Bills doing?

 

[Batman]

Losing because they're morons, is apparently the answer. Did they let a concussed Josh Allen call those three plays?
I can see maybe taking one shot, but THREE? The only thing that would have been more fitting in that situation was if Allen got sacked or they had a holding penalty in the end zone for a safety.

 

[PCLoadLetter]

What in the holy fork are the Bills doing?

That was remarkable. They had a first down with 32 seconds left and still gagged it away.

 

[Batman]

I guess they're thinking they needed a first down because the Texans still had all three timeouts? Still, you don't deck around like that when you're inside your own 5-yard line. That was one of the dumbest minutes of coaching malpractice I've seen in a while.

 

[jr/shotglass]

Oh, ship. Lamar just coughed up a win, I think. Snap ricochets right off his shoulder.

 

[Starman]

Pretty much. Unless the Bengals fork it up by thinking a 55-yard FG is "close enough."

 

[jr/shotglass]

Lamar Jackson adds Evan McPherson to his Christmas list.

EDIT: Ooooo, the rookie punter has a North Dallas Forty moment on the hold.

 

[Starman]

Mmm-hmm.