NFL Wild-Card Weekend thread

[outofplace]

Yeah, it's totally a juke. A juke with a hesitation, too. Because he's suddenly in traffic and trying to figure out which way to juke. Because he's a quarterback, a guy who works on quarterbacking a lot more than he works on developing his set of Barry Sanders jukes.

I think he was deciding if he should slide or keep going, but hey, make up whatever you want.

 

[Slacker]

LOL.

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

How long has it has snowed in Buffalo in December and January? And how long has there been outdoor sports in Buffalo?

I will defer to the locals on their expertise in handling snow.

Dude, I did my own research. If you want to believe the lies being told to you by Big Meteorology, be my guest.***

***Meteorology is forking hard to spell

 

[BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo]

One man's juke is another man's fake slide I guess. I'm on the juke side.

With apologies to @garrow...

Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a Super Bowl ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the Josh Allen

Some say it's illegal
(It's Josh Allen, boogie woogie, woogie)
You can't legislate it
(It's Josh Allen, boogie woogie, woogie)
The Bills can't win without it
(It's Josh Allen, boogie woogie, woogie)
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara he's a jukin' like a Sanders
Not sliding like Trea Turner
He sure got the boogie

Steelers don't want to see it
(It's Josh Allen, boogie woogie, woogie)
But they can't defend it
(It's Josh Allen, boogie woogie, woogie)
But they know he's not sliding
Here, there and everywhere

 

[BTExpress]

Dude, I did my own research. If you want to believe the lies being told to you by Big Meteorology, be my guest.***

***Meteorology is forking hard to spell

And it's not the study of meteors. What's up with that?

 

[HanSenSE]

Could be wet Saturday at Levi's. First of a series of storms expected to hit Saturday afternoon.

 

[Batman]

Could be wet Saturday at Levi's. First of a series of storms expected to hit Saturday afternoon.

This is quickly becoming an all-time season for weather games in the playoffs. At this rate, I'm expecting the once-a-decade snowstorm in Las Vegas for the Super Bowl.

 

[Spartan Squad]

*popcorn eating.gif*

 

[micropolitan guy]

*popcorn eating.gif*

The star of the next Campbell's Chunky Soup commercial.

 

[swingline]

You keep my chunky soup outta your darn mouth! Smack!

 

[Della9250]

*popcorn eating.gif*

yup the qb of the Dallas cowboys just doesn't want to win a ring. Simple as that