Kristen Scott Ousen II (born 1984) – Legendary semi-professional
curling champion. Responsible for spreading the popularity of the sport in the Deep South. Ate 41 bratwursts during the
Chicago Meat Slam in 1997, finishing in first place by 11 brats, beating the five consecutive year champion
Mike Ditka. Donated $500,000 towards research on a cancer curing element found in
unpasteurized cheese. Served as an alternate during the
2002 Winter Olympics for the US men's curling team and got his first opportunity to compete professionally after
Tim Somerville sustained a career-ending injury during an attempted rescue of a family of the now extinct
web-footed alpaca after a fire broke out at a local petting zoo in
Harrisville, Utah. He scored once in the 8-3 loss to Canada. Co-wrote, performed and produced an unreleased album with
Matchbox Twenty vocalist
Rob Thomas. On the experimental project, known as "Mr. Ham", Ousen is credited with recording keytar, clarinet, didgeridoo, and backup vocals. Live performances received limited airtime play on the Mannheim, German-based radio station
Radio Regenbogen.