Random Thoughts, the Sequel

[Clever username]

If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

As a vet, I can say yes, very resoundingly. In the Navy, we have a saying: A girl in every port and a port in every girl.

They ain't jokin'.

Thanks. Guess I need to comfort my friend now. Poor girl. Sh!tty husband.

Does it matter how he got a sexually transmitted disease? Sex with someone else is sex with someone else.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Yeah. I've heard of it

Standard sex or SportsJournalists.com sex. Those are two wildly different things, my friend.

In some people's minds ... sex with a "dirty" prostitute is in a different hemisphere from sex with just another soccer mom.

I understand that. But if he got the STD from the soccer mom, he'd have gotten it from a dirty soccer mom. Dirty is dirty. STD aside, wouldn't your friend rather know he was just after sex and not everything else that comes along with a real affair?

 

[Clever username]

If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

As a vet, I can say yes, very resoundingly. In the Navy, we have a saying: A girl in every port and a port in every girl.

They ain't jokin'.

Thanks. Guess I need to comfort my friend now. Poor girl. Sh!tty husband.

Does it matter how he got a sexually transmitted disease? Sex with someone else is sex with someone else.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Yeah. I've heard of it

Standard sex or SportsJournalists.com sex. Those are two wildly different things, my friend.

Are we talking about boots again?

Yes. And every other crazy sex scenario we've been tossing out there recently.

Examples: Boots' thing, Angola's toothpaste, my friend's three-way, hookers with STDs. Those are just the first ones to come to mind.

 

[imjustagirl2]

And we're all so proud.

 

[Sxysprtswrtr]

If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

As a vet, I can say yes, very resoundingly. In the Navy, we have a saying: A girl in every port and a port in every girl.

They ain't jokin'.

Thanks. Guess I need to comfort my friend now. Poor girl. Sh!tty husband.

Does it matter how he got a sexually transmitted disease? Sex with someone else is sex with someone else.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Yeah. I've heard of it

Standard sex or SportsJournalists.com sex. Those are two wildly different things, my friend.

In some people's minds ... sex with a "dirty" prostitute is in a different hemisphere from sex with just another soccer mom.

I understand that. But if he got the STD from the soccer mom, he'd have gotten it from a dirty soccer mom. Dirty is dirty. STD aside, wouldn't your friend rather know he was just after sex and not everything else that comes along with a real affair?

True. Just know her last words were to me:
"He better not have poked his pecker in a dirty wart over in the middle east."

 

[Clever username]

Dangerator is nervous right now. Very nervous. He's wondering if he's going to lose control on his first day.

Have no fear. We got ya.

 

[Clever username]

If a soldier brings back a STD from overseas; do you automatically deduce he was sleeping with prostitutes?

As a vet, I can say yes, very resoundingly. In the Navy, we have a saying: A girl in every port and a port in every girl.

They ain't jokin'.

Thanks. Guess I need to comfort my friend now. Poor girl. Sh!tty husband.

Does it matter how he got a sexually transmitted disease? Sex with someone else is sex with someone else.

What is this "sex" you speak of?

Yeah. I've heard of it

Standard sex or SportsJournalists.com sex. Those are two wildly different things, my friend.

In some people's minds ... sex with a "dirty" prostitute is in a different hemisphere from sex with just another soccer mom.

I understand that. But if he got the STD from the soccer mom, he'd have gotten it from a dirty soccer mom. Dirty is dirty. STD aside, wouldn't your friend rather know he was just after sex and not everything else that comes along with a real affair?

True. Just know her last words were to me:
"He better not have poked his pecker in a dirty wart over in the middle east."

Well, women tend to refer to other women as whores in such contexts, whether the offending woman is actually a lady of the night or not.

 

[Clever username]

Hey, look at that. It's March. forkin' A.

 

[Angola!]

Hey, look at that. It's March. forkin' A.

The calendar I have at home claimed there was 29 days in February this year, which has had me very confused trying to plan my trip to Phoenix and pay bills.
forking calendar.

 

[spup1122]

I have a headache. I mean, we're talking migrainish headache. I also have an unusual scratch on my arm. Almost like a cat scratch, but dammit, we don't have any cats. Argh.

 

[Clever username]

Hey, look at that. It's March. forkin' A.

The calendar I have at home claimed there was 29 days in February this year, which has had me very confused trying to plan my trip to Phoenix and pay bills.
forking calendar.

Lousy Smarch weather.

 

[Sam Mills 51]

I have a headache. I mean, we're talking migrainish headache. I also have an unusual scratch on my arm. Almost like a cat scratch, but dammit, we don't have any cats. Argh.

If you're talking migraine, looking at a computer monitor can't be helping.

It's not that I don't want you here, spup, just sayin' ...

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Hey, look at that. It's March. forkin' A.

Great, it's March. One month closer to heck on earth around these parts.