Random Thoughts the Third

[swingline]

You're in luck because almost everything has some kind of corn byproduct in it.

 

[Here me roar]

My eyes hurt

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

That's … wait … I … no … what?

 

[Driftwood]

I think about the only thing more sad than an aging female celebrity having surgery and dying hair trying to appear young is a male celebrity doing it.
Seriously, dude. Your ass is 70. You are supposed to have wrinkles. You are supposed to be gray. You are supposed to have a gut.
I have all of those things, and I'm 53.