RokSki
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"The NBA is where Scoop shines."
Right. That's why he had to write a column during the playoffs last year basically saying "Hey, look, I'm not an sports analyst or anything, I'm just a writer." Which is a nice way of saying "My picks were garbage, I don't know the sport, but, hey, the bruh's in the league think I"m 'down,' and ESPN employs me, so my schtick must have SOME value, right? Right?" One of the first writings which turned me off of Scoop was a piece in SLAM which included a rant about how he - and many in the NBA - just KNEW that all of the (overwhelmingly white) foreigners were being brought in to racially 'balance out' the rosters and make the fans feel more comfortable. This, of course, was probably before the US 'Dream Team' was getting SERVED in international competition, and it became obvious that foreigners were vastly superior in terms of fundamentals to the homegrown talent who, by coincidence, grew up being fellated by Scoop and his ilk in magazines like SLAM for dunks and sneakers and not for winning. You see, Scoop, that's what's called being part of the problem, and not the solution. But you're cool. Just like Clarence Thomas. You got yours, you got into Columbia, and now you're MORE than willing to not only toot your own horn (# of black sportswriters < # black NBA players, a specious argument at best), but effectively 'pull up the ladder' behind you by dooming future 'bruhs' to failure through your "its all about race, Gangsta - style" tripe. Good job. Keep cashing that check, playa!' What do you call it when you're Bojangling, and you don't even know it? You're achieving 'the man's' ends, but, damn it, you get to do it using YOUR OWN writing style. Real. Good. Scoop. Good job.
Right. That's why he had to write a column during the playoffs last year basically saying "Hey, look, I'm not an sports analyst or anything, I'm just a writer." Which is a nice way of saying "My picks were garbage, I don't know the sport, but, hey, the bruh's in the league think I"m 'down,' and ESPN employs me, so my schtick must have SOME value, right? Right?" One of the first writings which turned me off of Scoop was a piece in SLAM which included a rant about how he - and many in the NBA - just KNEW that all of the (overwhelmingly white) foreigners were being brought in to racially 'balance out' the rosters and make the fans feel more comfortable. This, of course, was probably before the US 'Dream Team' was getting SERVED in international competition, and it became obvious that foreigners were vastly superior in terms of fundamentals to the homegrown talent who, by coincidence, grew up being fellated by Scoop and his ilk in magazines like SLAM for dunks and sneakers and not for winning. You see, Scoop, that's what's called being part of the problem, and not the solution. But you're cool. Just like Clarence Thomas. You got yours, you got into Columbia, and now you're MORE than willing to not only toot your own horn (# of black sportswriters < # black NBA players, a specious argument at best), but effectively 'pull up the ladder' behind you by dooming future 'bruhs' to failure through your "its all about race, Gangsta - style" tripe. Good job. Keep cashing that check, playa!' What do you call it when you're Bojangling, and you don't even know it? You're achieving 'the man's' ends, but, damn it, you get to do it using YOUR OWN writing style. Real. Good. Scoop. Good job.