If you want to see one of the worst goals ever scored, watch the highlights of the Brazil-Uruguay World Cup qualifier on Deportes.
In search of the U.S.-Spain friendly, my buddy and I went over to our soccer/pizza haunt in the nearby strip center. We couldn't find that, but we did watch the first half of that aforementioned game.
It's not your father's Brazil team; their passing was off, their defense was even more non-existent than usual (yes, they miss Roberto Carlos), Ronaldinho's legs look dead and Kaka is diving more than usual.
But Team Samba did tie the game late in the first half when a Brazilian player got deep, then somehow pushed the ball between the Uruguayan keeper's legs from almost the touch line. He had no business scoring this goal from that angle.
It may have been the worst goal I've ever seen scored at that level. I told my cohort, "My son stops that goal comatose..."