The Soccer Thread (Version 14.5) -- We Don't Need Another Euro

[Spartan Squad]

Jesus Messi fish flopping back in to the field just to stop play

 

[Webster]

I learned just now that Shakira has a second song.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I learned just now that Shakira has a second song.

She sings?

 

[Webster]

She sings?

I think she lip synchs, but who can be sure.

 

[Hermes]

I think Lorenzo is just mad he didn't get to watch her dance.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Damn, Messi.

 

[MileHigh]

Messi out. Presume injury as just watching because John Strong is a horrible listen and it's on mute here.

 

[poindexter]

This game is slow, and boring as fork

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Messi's ankle is HUGE. Dang.

 

[Spartan Squad]

This game is awful on so many levels.

Messi hurt is awful.

The fouling is awful.

Flopping is awful.

Passing is awful.

Announcing is awful.

 

[MileHigh]

This is a rock fight. And a horrible watch.

 

[Spartan Squad]

¡Ay por fin, Argentina!