Thrown out of a game for stealing a phone

[sgreenwell]

The guy who threw me out owes me an apology.

Ugh, fork off with this right away.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Ugh, fork off with this right away.

The guy wouldn't even listen to me. Honest mistake. Nothing more nothing less.

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

So a few people just left their phones on the counter, you accidentally picked one up and put it in your pocket even though you already had your phone on you, then never thought to check when it was clear someone was missing a phone?

And this administrator not only knew to ask you, but knew the exact pocket to ask you to check?

I'm changing my answer - I think you did try to steal the phone.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

So a few people just left their phones on the counter, you accidentally picked one up and put it in your pocket even though you already had your phone on you, then never thought to check when it was clear someone was missing a phone?

And this administrator not only knew to ask you, but knew the exact pocket to ask you to check?

I'm changing my answer - I think you did try to steal the phone.

Believe what you want. And fork you for thinking that.

I really resent being called a thief. What's wrong with you?

 

[BTExpress]

You're not a thief.

Habitual maker upper of tales . . . ?

 

[Smallpotatoes]

You're not a thief.

Habitual maker upper of tales . . . ?

You think I made it up?

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Because every single aspect of this scenario is forked up to begin with.

Who in the forking world accidentally picks up and pockets someone else's cell phone, when they already have theirs on them?

 

[BTExpress]

I guess I don't get out much. "Phones on a counter" is something I've never encountered (word play not intended).

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Same, BT.

And this administrator knew exactly what pocket to ask SP to check for the missing phone?

This whole story is a bullship cry for attention. Congrats, SP, you got it.

 

[Tarheel316]

I saw a few other phones on the counter and asked the guy if they were his. He said they weren't.

I was kind of focused on the game and that's why I didn't notice anything.

They don't know me, so I guess it's understandable. My editor has my back. I'm not going to lose any work. I'm even getting paid for this game.

The guy who threw me out owes me an apology.

But did you already your phone on you?

 

[Smallpotatoes]

Because every single aspect of this scenario is forked up to begin with.

Who in the forking world accidentally picks up and pockets someone else's cell phone, when they already have theirs on them?

What is wrong with you. I'm telling the truth.
I don't appreciate being accused of something I did not do.

I have no memory of picking up his phone. I did not know it was in my pocket until that very moment.

I think I made that perfectly clear.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

I may have put it down while I was copying down a lineup and picked his up by mistake.?