Unfortunate headline of the week

[InTheKnow22]

From The Pratt Tribune...

 

[Scout]

New paragraphs are not so doable at The Pratt Tribune.

I hope the Pratt Tribune can make a comeback. NSFW

 

[da man]

Is that headline a Pratt-fall?

Of course, it does have the truth on its side.

 

[TexasVet]

New paragraphs are not so doable at The Pratt Tribune.

To add on to unfortunate headline and the need for a new paragraph, look at the second graf and the jump line...

"In addition to being an academic high achiever, Benjamin is"
SEE DOABLE, 9

 

[HanSenSE]

To add on to unfortunate headline and the need for a new paragraph, look at the second graf and the jump line...

"In addition to being an academic high achiever, Benjamin is"
SEE DOABLE, 9

If it had jumped to page 6, we'd have to close this thread for fear of outing.

EDIT: And as I take a second look at it, that is one long first graf.

 

[Vombatus]

Whole thread is a d_b. Check the Random Images thread. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

 

[Moderator1]

I'm sure they'll survive the shock of such terrible, awful news.

 

[Vombatus]

Good point. I wrote that because I don't really like pointing out d_bs. It's kind of like making fun of a spelling or grammatical error. Years ago, BYM taught me not to do that. Think he called me an asshole or something.

 

[justgladtobehere]

What's up with the Pratt Tribune?

Headline fail: Kansas students get 'first hand job experience'

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

The lead copy editor is a 15-year-old virgin.

 

[justgladtobehere]

New paragraphs are not so doable at The Pratt Tribune.

I hope the Pratt Tribune can make a comeback. NSFW

The dog is the only professional in the group. He never breaks character. Good doggo.

 

[Irvin Magic Favre]

The lead copy editor is a 15-year-old virgin.

Or a 65-year-old virgin.