Week 6 college football thread: Calgorithm is Gonna Get You

[playthrough]

Gregg Doyel forking up covering one of the biggest sports stories of the year because he couldn't help himself being a weirdo will never not be hilarious to me.

Already dreading next season when presumably he's allowed back on the beat and he'll make the first column about himself somehow.

 

[Neutral Corner]

 

[Neutral Corner]

Doesn't leave a long tenure to foster old money.

As noted by UAB fans, established June, 1969.

 

[Hermes]

Did not have Brett McMurphy-Nicole Auerbach journalism fight on my bingo card.

 

[Neutral Corner]

 

[tapintoamerica]

Did not have Brett McMurphy-Nicole Auerbach journalism fight on my bingo card.

I know nothing about it, but I'm for Nicole.

 

[dixiehack]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cfbmemes/s/czZaCasjcr

An amazing list of the most obscure opponents FBS schools have played. I'm not going to post all the graphics but here are some great ones:

Town of Sulfer, Okla. (Oklahoma 1906)

Q&C Railroad (Kentucky 1902)

Engineering Students (Missouri 1890)

2nd Ambulance Company of Ohio (Alabama 1917)

Vedado Tennis Club of Cuba (Florida 1912)

Chemical Warfare Service (Maryland, 1918)

Omaha Balloon School (Nebraska 1918)

The Knickerbockers (Rutgers 1899)

USS Idaho (UCLA 1919)

The Olive Club (USC 1891)

Melville Patrol Boats (Boston College year unknown, Army 1945)

Phoenix Indian School B Team (Arizona State 1923)

Toby's Practical Business College (Baylor 1899

Pacific Fleet (Nevada 1921, BYU 1948)

Russia (UCF 1992, Western Kentucky 1992)

Kansas City Medics (Kansas 1897)

Tulsa Businessmen (Oklahoma State 1905)

The Houston Heavyweights (TCU 1896)

Oregon Short Line Railroad (Utah 1904)

Los Angeles Fire Department (San Jose State 1930)

Polar Bears (Hawaii 1939)

The Barbarian Club (Fresno State 1925)

El Paso Garden Grocers (New Mexico State 1923)

Mexico JV Team (Liberty 1980)

Baylor Irregulars (Sam Houston 1922)

Cuba (Tulane 1909)

 

[Chef2]

Already dreading next season when presumably he's allowed back on the beat and he'll make the first column about himself somehow.

Surely not.

 

[Batman]

https://www.reddit.com/r/cfbmemes/s/czZaCasjcr

An amazing list of the most obscure opponents FBS schools have played. I'm not going to post all the graphics but here are some great ones:

Looks like the list of SEC opponents for the third week of November.

 

[BTExpress]

Eh, sometimes.

 

[I Should Coco]

BTW, kudos on the thread title.

After Gloria Estefan threw her support behind young Elian Gonzalez when dolphins miraculously brought him to the U.S., I figured she would pull an Elton John and change her song's lyrics to "Government's gonna get you … to-night!" (dah, den-den dah!)

 

[Twirling Time]

It was the Florida State College for Women until 1947.

I'm sure the leading degree for a while after going co-ed was an MRS.