Worst First Pitches....

[Oggiedoggie]

Miss Texas gets points for style (the tiara helps), but not for speed or accuracy.

 

[MTM]

Graterol's mother saw him for the first time in seven years and saw him pitch in MLB for the first time.

 

[FileNotFound]

Carly Rae Jepsen had a classic:

 

[Neutral Corner]

The classic "You throw like a GIRL" from 'The Sandlot' would seem justified here.

 

[ChrisLong]

Ouch, says Don Baylor:

 

[Liut]

The photog who took one in the balls.

 

[jr/shotglass]

I'm thinking Carly Rae Jepsen wasn't the first-round pick for kickball, either.

 

[dixiehack]

I'm thinking Carly Rae Jepsen wasn't the first-round pick for kickball, either.

6th round.

 

[garrow]

The producers of "Winning Time" initially tried to get HBO to back a series based on the 72-73 Sixers called "Losing Time."

 

[jr/shotglass]

6th round.

Fitting, inasmuch as she is a ...

 

[Batman]

Obumbo had some bad ones.

The worst part of that might be the White Sox hat/Nationals jacket combo.

Also, love the obvious Secret Service agent behind home plate in the Chase Utley jersey.

 

[Batman]

Once again, I'm writing from the POV of context of the participant. I'm not expecting Justin Bieber to him one 85 down the pipe.

Bieber, I think, is more into hockey. He's played in some of those celebrity all-star games which led to this awesome picture of him getting crushed into boards by Chris Pronger.