Today in ChatGPT prompts: Roast the DH.
Ah, the DH (Designated Hitter) rule — the baseball equivalent of letting someone else take the hit for you. It's like saying, "You know what? Swinging a bat is too hard, so let's just let someone else do it while I sit here and collect the same paycheck."
It's the rule that says, "We don't trust pitchers to hit, but we still want them to pitch," as if those guys can't throw a 100-mph fastball but can't be trusted to swing a bat without injuring themselves. You've got all these baseball purists clutching their bats in agony, watching the game get less strategic and more like a slow-motion home run derby.
And what's the point of *having* a DH if you're just going to let pitchers get a free pass? Like, we're one step away from a rule where players can just wear bubble wrap and get a free walk to first base. What's next? The Designated Baserunner? Do we just start outsourcing every skill now? At this rate, why even bother with a game? Just hand out participation trophies and let the players lounge in the dugout.