CFB offseason thread 2025

[BitterYoungMatador2]

She has the eyes of a woman that hooked up with me when I was 23. And yes, she was insane.

 

[swingline]

From the front, well those eyes would've even had college-age me running away fast.

Why do you have to lie like that, daddy? We been good.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

Why do you have to lie like that, daddy? We been good.

Crazy ain't worth it. Learned that lesson the hard way in high school.

 

[BurnsWhenIPee]

Good to get that lesson out of the way early, at least.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

She looks like the kind of girl who becomes the teacher in The Threads That Must Not Be Named.

 

[swingline]

She's the kind who says, We don't need a prenup, baby, I love you. Two years and one kid later, she takes him to the cleaners and marries a much richer, older man. And forks the pool boy.

 

[dixiehack]

Crazy ain't worth marrying. But if you don't have anything going on for a couple of months and she ain't the stabbing kind of crazy …

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Crazy ain't worth marrying. But if you don't have anything going on for a couple of months and she ain't the stabbing kind of crazy …

You can have a lot of fun

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Crazy ain't worth marrying. But if you don't have anything going on for a couple of months and she ain't the stabbing kind of crazy …

You don't realize she's the stabbing kind of crazy until she puts the knife in your back.

 

[Neutral Corner]

Or the rabbit in the pot.

 

[MileHigh]

Deion gets five-year, $54 million extension.

Coach Prime lands record-breaking contract extension with CU Buffs

Deion Sanders has been rewarded with a record-breaking contract after a transformational first two seasons as Colorado’s head football coach.

www.denverpost.com

 

[HanSenSE]

We should still continue the rule from the running bit that shall not be named.

From the side she looks exactly like a girl who was interested in me for a hot minute before coming to her senses. It was still worth it.

If that's a 6 in Georgia the state is in more trouble than we think.