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College football -- 10/12-14

News flash: Gary Pinkel alive and well, in full 2004 mode. With the brilliant play calling in the second half, it just confirms that he could fork up a wet dream. And thus the wheels fall off.
 
Gary Pinkel, as Mizzou fans know and despise him, is back in full force. Ok, he can't control the three lost fumbles, including the one that cost Mizzou a touchdown.

But who the fork, other than Pinkel, trailing by six, takes a delay of game penalty on a 21-yard field goal, presumably to give the kicker a better angle, and then proceeds to FAKE THE forkING FIELD GOAL BY ASKING A RECEIVER TO RUN 10 YARDS THROUGH 11 GUYS??

Ok, I know I violated every grammar rule possible, but what in the name of batshirt is he thinking? To quote the faux Ethan Albright, fork me sideways with a lunchbox. A three-point deficit down the stretch makes a big difference than needing a touchdown. This is exactly the kind of shirt that got Pinkel on the hotseat in the first place.
 
And for those of you wondering why Mizzou fans bench so much about Gary Pinkel, watch the second half of that debacle and you'll get your answer.
 
Batman said:
Holy freaking asshat! Indiana 31, Iowa 28 with under three minutes to play. If Iowa loses to Indiana, aren't they automatically booted from the Big Ten?

At some point in season Iowa always seems to disapoint.
 
Cosmo said:
HAHAHAHAHA Virginia chokes!!! The Cavs suck worse than the Hokies!! Nanananabooboo!!!

You needed further confirmation of this, hokie? UVa. is ball-suckingly awful. Question is -- Why is Groh still gainfully employed?
 
doubledown68 said:
And for those of you wondering why Mizzou fans bench so much about Gary Pinkel, watch the second half of that debacle and you'll get your answer.

Oh, I get it. Watch Chuck Amato and you'd wonder if Missouri moved east and switched to red uniforms.
 
The Good Doctor said:
Cosmo said:
HAHAHAHAHA Virginia chokes!!! The Cavs suck worse than the Hokies!! Nanananabooboo!!!

You needed further confirmation of this, hokie? UVa. is ball-suckingly awful. Question is -- Why is Groh still gainfully employed?

Because the length and cost of the extension Craig Littlepage signed him to last year makes him very difficult to fire now.

(Yes, Doc, I know what you're saying ... but that's the real reason.)
 
Groh's got himself a nice long-term deal, and UVa is already paying Pete Gillen lots of cash not to coach. But if he loses to Bunting State on Thursday night next week (great pick there, ESPN), then wow, the heat will be turned up.

Or Virginia fans won't give a shirt, which is actually the more likely scenario.
 
Cosmo said:
Groh's got himself a nice long-term deal, and UVa is already paying Pete Gillen lots of cash not to coach. But if he loses to Bunting State on Thursday night next week (great pick there, ESPN), then wow, the heat will be turned up.

Can't ESPN switch to SportsCentury or competitive eating or some other alternate program?

UVa-UNC? Wow ... that's a dud.
 
Sam Mills 51 said:
Cosmo said:
Groh's got himself a nice long-term deal, and UVa is already paying Pete Gillen lots of cash not to coach. But if he loses to Bunting State on Thursday night next week (great pick there, ESPN), then wow, the heat will be turned up.

Can't ESPN switch to SportsCentury or competitive eating or some other alternate program?

UVa-UNC? Wow ... that's a dud.

When did the ACC get exclusive rights to Thursday night games? I swear next week will make four of the past five weeks that we've had two of their mediocre at best programs square off.
 

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