Hello, I’m a person in a film

[da man]

BTW, this is why I loved the original Rocky and Bull Durham so much. Rocky lost the fight and Bull Durham didn't go the "big game" route.

In fact, in Rocky, you could barely hear the decision. It was totally irrelevant to the story.

 

[John]

Hello, I am on the run from everyone. Although I know that all of these people chasing me have access to every security camera everywhere, I will never put on a disguise or even a baseball cap to hide my face.

 

[MTM]

Hello, I'm a police department. My officers will make it across a large city in no time at all. And work cases in other jurisdictions.

 

[garrow]

Hello I'm a person in a film who has a regular job. It is never, ever dark out when I leave for work in the morning.

 

[Hermes]

Hello, I'm the hottest woman you've ever met in real life who can't get a date this weekend.

 

[DanOregon]

And I'm clumsy and trip a lot to make me relatable. See I'm not perfect.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Hi, I'm an accused criminal in a film and after my arrest, I get just one visit with my lawyer and then the trial starts within just a few days of my arrest.

 

[Kato]

Hello, I'm a person in a film at a restaurant. I have ordered a very expensive meal and a bottle of wine, which has been poured. When our conversation ends, I will leave the restaurant before the entree arrives. I will not have consumed any wine.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Hello, I'm the hottest woman you've ever met in real life who can't get a date this weekend.

That's because you're wearing glashes, which make you an awkward, ugly duckling.

 

[PaperDoll]

Hello, I'm a police department. My officers will make it across a large city in no time at all. And work cases in other jurisdictions.

Hello, I'm a police officer and I shot and killed a suspect without consequences. Oh, wait...

 

[Oggiedoggie]

I was going to write: "Hello, My name is a person in a film, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

But instead I'll go with: Hello, I'm a villain in a film who has captured a hero I really hate. Instead of a quick and merciless death, I'll devise some odd, complicated execution which will always allow the hero to escape.

 

[DanielSimpsonDay]

Hello, I'm a police officer and I shot and killed a suspect without consequences. Oh, wait...

TOO SOON