Hello, I’m a person in a film

[outofplace]

I was going to write: "Hello, My name is a person in a film, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

But instead I'll go with: Hello, I'm a villain in a film who has captured a hero I really hate. Instead of a quick and merciless death, I'll devise some odd, complicated execution which will always allow the hero to escape.

"This ain't that kind of movie, bro."

 

[MTM]

More from TV:

The car exploded but we were able to cobble together the VIN so we know who owns it.

We have a grainy picture of part of the license plate but we can blow it up and get the number. Then immediately find the car on traffic cams.

 

[da man]

I was going to write: "Hello, My name is a person in a film, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

But instead I'll go with: Hello, I'm a villain in a film who has captured a hero I really hate. Instead of a quick and merciless death, I'll devise some odd, complicated execution which will always allow the hero to escape.

... and I'll tell him all about my evil plot in the process.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

I was going to write: "Hello, My name is a person in a film, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

But instead I'll go with: Hello, I'm a villain in a film who has captured a hero I really hate. Instead of a quick and merciless death, I'll devise some odd, complicated execution which will always allow the hero to escape.

Good afternoon, Dr. No.

 

[da man]

Good afternoon, Dr. No.

Goldfinger, too.

 

[britwrit]

I'm a guy late into his middle age and in poor shape. My personality is annoying as well.

My 27-year-old wife thinks I'm adorable. Judging by how old our kids are, we started having them when she was 15.

 

[bigpern23]

Hi, I'm a person in a film and I want a beer but I have no preference for which kind, so I'm just going tell the bartender, "Beer" and drink whatever he gives me.

 

[Flip Wilson]

Goldfinger, too.

Don't forget Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

hi, I'm an attractive, uptight successful business woman who is all work, all the time. I am attracted to frumpy, slacker man-children who love video games, weed and pizza!

 

[goalmouth]

Hello, I'm every huge, money star in one or more films with multiple past Oscar winners/noms, that turned out to be a complete flop.

 

[bigpern23]

Hello, I'm a person in a film who is about to get married even though I'm constantly berated and belittled by my fiancee, particularly in front of his/her family. I am totally committed to marrying this person whom I hate and am scared to be around, but I must resist the feelings of attraction toward the nice guy/girl I grew up with who is making me laugh and feel good about myself while they are running the successful wedding vendor business in my hometown where I decided to get married even though I haven't been back there in 15 years.

 

[DanOregon]

Hello, I'm a princess in a movie. There's a reason why the movie always ends at the wedding.